No Puppies!!

It seems like everybody is getting puppies but me! And I'm not happy about it!

So I made a list of things that must be done before I can get a puppy...

-Must have a bigger car that can fit said puppy + 2 corgeenies
-Must know what I'm doing after I graduate, no puppies if I can't find an apartment for grad school
-Must have helped Balou to the bridge, many of the breeds I'm looking at have high prey drive, I don't want to give Balou any more trouble than he already gets from Frodo
-Must have more free time than I currently do, puppies are a lot of work!
-Must have a spare $40/week for agility lessons
-Must be able to spend less time exercising Izzy, she's driving me nuts!

That's all I can think of off the top of my head...

I want a puppy NOW!